Who We are

We are a locally owned cleaning service based in the Columbia River Gorge, proudly serving communities throughout both Washington and Oregon. Inspired by the creatures of the forest and the magic of the mountains, we believe in leaving no trace behind, not even dust.

With over 12 years of experience in commercial, residential, event, and construction cleaning, we provide reliable, high-quality cleaning services for homes, businesses, events, and construction projects. Our team takes pride in delivering spotless results with careful attention to detail and dependable service every time.

Around here, we like to say we leave dirt as rare as a Bigfoot sighting.

Whether it's your home, office, vacation rental, or new build, we make sure every space is thoroughly cleaned and ready to be enjoyed again.

Our goal is simple: bring peace back into your space, one cryptid-sized mess at a time.

No sightings. Just spotless.

Meet the Owner

I’m Geoffrey, the owner of Cryptid Cleaners.

I’ve always believed in doing things the right way, even when no one is watching. Attention to detail, reliability, and pride in a job well done are the standards I bring to every project.

Before starting Cryptid Cleaners, I spent over 12 years working in hospitality and construction cleanup, where I learned just how much a clean and organized space can impact both productivity and peace of mind. That experience shaped the way I approach every job, with consistency, hard work, and respect for each client’s home, event or business.

At Cryptid Cleaners, I remain hands-on with every project, making sure the work is done properly from the first sweep to the final shine. Whether it's your home, office, a wedding, or renovation project, I treat every space with the same care and attention I would my own.