Who We Are
We are a locally-owned cleaning service based in the Columbia River Gorge, proudly serving both Washington and Oregon. Inspired by the creatures of the forest and the magic of the mountains, we believe in leaving no trace behind, not even dust. With over 12 years of trusted commercial and residential experience, we provide top-quality residential, commercial, and post-construction cleaning services. Our team takes pride in delivering spotless results that leave dirt as scarce as Bigfoot, with attention to detail, and dependable service every time. Whether it's your home, office, or new build, we make sure every space is spotless. We are here to bring peace back into your space, one cryptid-sized mess at a time. No sightings, just spotless. Give us a call today for your free quote!
Our History
Cryptid Cleaners was founded in 2025 by a Pacific Northwest local who had a dream to build something meaningful, unique, and rooted in community. What began as an idea over dinner with a friend, quickly turned into a business built on care, trust, and a sense of humor. Let us take the mess of your hands and enjoy the mystery.
Business Owner
I’m Geoffrey, the owner of Cryptid Cleaners. I’ve always believed in doing things the right way - even when no one’s watching. Attention to detail, reliability, and pride in a job well done are the standards I live by on every project.
Before starting Cryptid Cleaners, I spent over 12 years working in hospitality and post-construction cleanup, where I learned how much a clean, organized space impacts both productivity and peace of mind. That experience taught me the value of hard work, consistency, and respect for every client’s home or business.
At Cryptid Cleaners, I’m hands-on on every job to make sure things are done properly - from the first sweep to the final shine. Whether it’s your home, office, or renovation project, I’ll treat it with the same care and attention I would my own.
